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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Madeline and Some Other Random Stuff

I want to thank everyone who posted sweet comment on my previous. Words make a big impact on me so reading those encouraging comments made me feel better.
And thank you to Alice in Wonderland,Christiejolu and Random Rawr for passing me awards!

(I'll post them soon!)

I decided not to post something depressing today and post something else.


In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines
Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines
In two straight lines they broke their bread
And brushed their teeth and went to bed.
They left the house at half past nine
In two straight lines in rain or shine-
The smallest one was Madeline.


My Mom and I use to watch this show with every morning when I was little.
But then,
she got busy
and I got so caught up with this and that.
We stopped watching and I almost forgot the show existed.
Untill today,when I saw its commercial while I was channel surfing.


RANDOM FACTS:




These may look like celebratory fireworks,
but it’s actually the Nazi Germans bombing Moscow in 1941.


Taken during the 1989 protests at Beijing’s Tiananmen Square. The unknown man, who later became known as the Tank Man, who stood in front of a column of Chinese Type 59 tanks.

The man placed himself in the middle of the street directly in the path of the tanks. He motioned to the tanks with the shopping bags he had on him. In response, the tank tried to drive around him, but the man moved into their path yet again. When the tanks finally stopped, the man climbed on top of one and apparently talked to the driver for a few minutes. After he climbed off, the tanks got ready to move again, but the man jumped in front of the armored vehicles yet again. Finally, the police pulled him away and he disappeared into the crowd. The tanks continued on.

It is most likely that the man was executed shortly after this occurred, as no one ever found out who he was or saw him again. Yet he, along with this photo, is considered one of the biggest symbols of non-violent action and protesting in the world.


1994 Pulitzer Prize winning photo by Kevin Carter.

In March 1993 Carter made a trip to southern Sudan. The sound of soft, high-pitched whimpering near the village of Ayod attracted Carter to an emaciated Sudanese toddler. The girl had stopped to rest while struggling to a feeding center. A vulture landed nearby and it was waiting for the girl to die.. He said that he waited about 20 minutes, hoping that the vulture would spread its wings. It didn’t. Carter took the photograph and chased the vulture away. They were instructed not to help or to touch the starving people because of disease.

Kevin Carter killed himself next year. Apparently he was so haunted by what he had seen in Sudan, and felt guilty for not helping, that he couldn’t go on anymore.





(POINTLESS)RANDOM PICTURES:




(LOL.the leaf is suppose to move -_-)




Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Misunderstandings are Ugly

Today,I ate,I decided too. I figured that there was no point not eating,I've already had less sleep. I was only going to feel more upset than I actually was. I guess,I''ll have to find another way to be lovely.

***

My exams starts tomorrow.
English on Wednesday
Physics & Social Studies on Thursday
Math on Friday
and some other papers next week.
I managed to push away my laziness aside and took the time to study
in the library,during the last two weeks and so.
I can't stop worrying about the tests as long as its not over. I've already predict that I'm gonna flunk my Math. I think so. Because,honestly,I'm not so sure about some of the Math stuff yet.
Well,fail that or not,let's just hope I don't fail more than one subject.

*Fingers crossed*

***

Oh,frisbee during P.E class today was really fun,surprisingly! I laugh out loud so much,and it felt so good! :D
I can't remember when was the last time I felt so happy giggly like that.

***

There's drama going on in my family again. Grandma and Aunt are quarrelling again. I'm too sure what happened though,because I missed the whole thing. But according to Mom,it was because the same reason as every other quarrelled that they had. Misunderstandings.
You know,I guess my family quarrel over the stupid and slightest things. Especially me.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

What He Said!







Homer Simpson makes the best quotes. Yay Homer! :B

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

HAHA!!


Okay,I couldn't resist posting this.

Remember this scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets,where they had to follow the little spiders so they could find out about Tom Riddle? LOL!! This part got me laughing :D

I love Ronald Weasely's character,really funny plus he's so cute in this.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Wild Imaginations


Confession: When I was little(and maybe even today)I had wild imaginations. I watched too many episodes of The Fairy Oddparents until I wanted to believe that someday two fairy godparents will suddenly poof in my bedroom,and burst into saying something like "We're your Fairy Godparents!" And when it didn't,I figured that my life wasn't miserable enough.
*****
But obviously that ain't happening. Sometimes I wish that my life was like a cartoon show. People always seem much happier in cartoon shows.
I wish I could be like Sabrina,the teenage witch,so I could just take make spells and take revenge on the people that have hurt me.
I wish my teenage life could be like the kids on Hey Arnold! Somehow their life seem so much more interesting.
I wish I could be like Spongebob. He's always bubbly and happy,and has a positive mindset and he never fails to make people smile. I wish I was more like that.

Friday, March 5, 2010

I Pity You Really,but Seeing You Suffering Over There is Just too Hilarious not to Laugh

Its Friday! Like finally. I've been really busy with school and shit. I just realised that I've got a few writing mistakes in my previous post. I apologised. I posted it at night and was in a hurry,because my parents were forcing me to sleep. (How embrassing,I'm fifteen and I still have a bedtime!!)

Wednesday,4March 2010.

Wednesday was probably the most interesting day of this week in my opinion. I loved this week's Wednesday. There was a mini drama in class. A fight went on. I like when these things happened it,waste our lesson time and it just seemed so interesting somehow. I wish things like these would happened alot more often.

There's this guy in our class. He's a foreigner. He's really good in almost all of this subjects,except for English. He insists on sitting alone. The problem about him is that,he cannot adapt himself to the class,and to the school. Another thing is,he has this "thing" about people touching. He doesn't want anyone to touch him,whenever someone does, he'll flinched and brush off that particular spot,as if there were germs left on that spot.

Because of his behaviour,and seeing the way he reacts to certain things,my class of 34 students loves to disturb him. Everyone enjoys seeing him getting picked on by certain people in our class.
And on Wednesday,he flared up and got into a fight with one my classmate,Marvin,during Chemistry. It was because of stupid chair. I won't mention who started it first,'cause then it'll be unfair to both of them. I blame the chair honestly.
Chemistry teacher managed to stop it on time before things got overboard of course.

But during that 5 minutes of provoking and fighting,everyone was enjoying the scene. Including me. I just sat,watched and laughed along with the whole class. I knew it was wrong,but I continued to laughed,it was as though I was watching some kind of epic comedy-drama on TV.
And I went I got home and reflect on what had happened on that day,I thought that I loved and enjoyed seeing other people's suffering. It was funny,it was entertaining. I didn't even know why I liked it. If I were to put myself in his shoes,I'd know how awful and terrible that experience was. But the thing is,I'm not,I'm watching my classmates making stupid jokes and trying to annoy him,and I treat it as entertainment and think its funny. I guess I'm mean person.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Sad Snow Man


They'll be dead soon. Meltinggg!

Friday, February 12, 2010

Proper & Ladylike



This is why most women take a longer time in the restroom than men.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I Loved You Yesterday

I feel so content today. Seriously. I've got a few things to tell you wonderful readers;
First off,

1) I didn't attend P.E class because I just didn't feel like playing. They played frisbee again. I have to say that I miss out on the fun. But whatever.
2) I pass my Accounts and Chemistry test. I felt so relief after looking at the score. I passed when I thought I would fail. I guess I think too much. Another reason as to why I'm glad is because,at least I'll feel less guilty whenever I spend my time on the computer all day without even bothering to revise what has been taught on that day.
3) I am worried for my Physics and Math. I tend to forget the formulas. Damn!
4) I didn't attend my after-school activity. I felt so lazy today. :( But never mind,I'll go some other day. Besides,its not really that serious. I guess. :\

The final thing that I wanna say out is;
I.AM.OVER.HIM.

Yup,I got over that guy I was crushing on.

Why all of a sudden?

I realised that I was wasting my time and I figured that there was more exciting things to life. I don't want to be so caught up in someone who doesn't even give a shit about you.
And I surprisingly,I don't feel upset at all. I've got other exciting things that I'm looking forward to.
So,now,he can flirt with any girl he wants,and girls can go crazy over him. Whatever,I don't give a damn.

Besides,I've got other things to focus on. I want my dream of becoming a successful journalist to come true,now,THAT would be a Fairytale to me.

So,I'm closing this damn book of mine of helplessly falling in love with someone,and I hope I won't have to write another sequel for a long from now.

(But this won't stop me from posting quotes. And I'm a hopeless romantic still)

I look,I watch,I stare,and I helplessly fall for you all over again.


I thought "What the fuck was I doing?!"

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Is This Cool/UnLoser Enough?

My alarm starts to ring and I know gotta get up out of bed,even though I'd rather stay here instead. Drag a comb through my hair I don't care that my hair is in a mess, cause today I'm not gonna worry about that.
Here's the plan, stay at home, after school,lock the doors,all alone.I don't want no company, cause I got my laptop and my MP3. Order in,throw the trash on the floor I don't care about the mess, cause today I'm trying hard to forget.
I wanna be somebody else, cause I'm getting tired of myself

Wanna waste the day,so hold all my calls,gonna show up late if I show up at all.
Need some time to crash,so I'll try not to take it personally,
Blame it on the loser in me.

I just need sometime then I'll be alright,let me hide away from my so called life
cause I lose my head every now and then,and I feel just like its happened again
Blame it on the loser in me.

And tomorrow,I have two friggin test,but I'm still sitting up here,not getting my facts right.

Blame it on the loser in me.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

We're MUCH More Hotter & Smarter Than You!! HA! ;D


even someone as cool as Hayley wants to wear glasses too!
She agrees they're cool! :o

You're Still Cool Even If You're Single ;)



No,we're not picky,they're just the wrong ones.
This explains it all,(well almost)

Monday, February 1, 2010

Disney's Cartoon Drama



I've never watched Desperate Housewives,and I stopped watching Gossip Girls too. I lost interest in it somehow.

But if they make a Disney version of it (like that one up there),I won't hesitate to watch it.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

HA! ;D



Fail means FAIL. I won't listen to any arguments from YOU about this. :P

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Battle of The Hearts



When I was little,I thought the shape of my heart REALLY looked like, <3.
Turned out it wasn't.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Super(BORING)Market

I often get bored when going grocery shopping with Mom. :/ I just can't see the reason why,mothers have to take up such a looongg time choosing just one figgin tomato (everyone of them looks the same!). After I choose my stuff,I'll have to wait forever for Mom get everything she needed. And it's so friggin LONG!

So I decided to list up 15 things-to-do if you are bored at a supermarket,while waiting for you Mom,(or whoever);

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the housewares and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

I hope this will kill time.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Lemme See Your Shirt

I do this all the time,I'd be like "What does the shirt says,what does the shirt says?!"


Shirt texts; sometimes,they show the world your goddamn personality
This guy is probably a smartass.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I Jumped On a Fireman Riding a Motorcycle because I Think I Need Some Serious Help

Repost this on your blog with the sentence you end up with as the title, and make sure you comment with the sentence as well.

I got this from Random Rawr (http://randomrawr.blogspot.com/)

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a Smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- in my car
2 --------- on your car
3 --------- in a hole
4 --------- under your bed
5 --------- riding a motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- in line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself

Thursday, January 14, 2010

PANTS ON THE GROUND!

People just won't mind their own ass! I am kinda piss right now,which is like normal for me right now,because some fucking people in my class are just pissing the fuck off. But I won't be ranting about it today. Maybe tomorrow..

My purpose of this post was because of this old ass guy on American Idol Season 9. I don't know if you've seen already,but OMG! I have to say,his audition was the best one so far,I love the song and his audition really crack me up! :D One of the best rap song;




Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town
With your pants on the ground

I love it,he should really get a record deal! EPIC!