Wanna know what I hate?
Pests, (flies,lizards,cockroaches whatever the fuck it may be) who are asking for trouble and wanting to steal your germ-free food away from you.
I couldn't even ate my dinner in peace! I was trying to get my food that was on the stove and I was just about to scoop it up and put the necessary bits on my plate,but then suddenly,I wasn't expecting this shit,this nasty damn lizard crawled out of nowhere at it right in there,in front of me,sticking on the wall near the stove. I saw it and screamed my ass off. The worst part was all the cooking utensils and the best food bits were on the stove. And I was like "WHY?!! WHY? Did you have to irrelevantly disrupt my dinner?!"
I hate this little disruption. I hate pests and I hate lizards. Whenever I see one I'll scream. And then I was hesitating whether or not to continue the almost-ruin dinner because who knows if it those already got into your food. I mean look at all the possibilities. But then Mom was quick enough to move the food off the counter.
Then Dad came,and don't get me wrong,I'm against animal cruelty but this disgusting things are just asking for it. So we killed it. I am so sorry,but I pray that he will live a wonderful life in lizard heaven.
OMG,I think I there's another lizard in my room! You little nasty bitch,would you get the fuck off puh-luz!?